Oh balls.

"How can I fly with the eagles when I'm tethered to turkeys"

valloir:

benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

lapfulofmisha:

isabela-stole-my-book:

44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.

Bless you

I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS

TALKING RACCOON AND A WALKING TREE

GAMORA. GROOT. TO PASS JUDGEMENT ON DAVE BATISTA.

(Source: andrastes-ass)

tonystarks:

clap your hands if you’re bisexual, asexual, or any other sexual and get erased by both the heterosexual and homosexual community

(via valloir)